Rid a flat of flowers of a massive toad.
1. Check to make sure said toad is actually in the flat and confirm that wife is not exaggerating and/or misrepresenting the situation.
2. Get hose ready
3. Keep a safe distance in case toad chooses to leap out in your direction while being sprayed.
4. Check to see if toad has moved even an inch with water torture method. Move to backup plan of spooning toad out with hand shovel.
5. Success. Toad hops away.... about thirty minutes later.
Darn, I was hoping to see more of Jackson's famous flight response like when he saw that cicada.
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